February 2012
199 posts
ephemeral-efflorescence replied to your post: bagel bagel bagel i want a bagel
you always want a bagel….
SHUT UP I KNOW
a hot bubble bath sounds like the best thing ever right now.
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It’s a mark I wear so well, giving me proof...
bagel bagel bagel i want a bagel
Anonymous asked: your telling of your sex exploits is not cute. just makes you look trashy.
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the mongoloids’ time trials lp is my current favorite album to listen to on the drive home. it encourages my rage.
seeing you is like
waking up or
standing or sitting
or maybe staring at the ceiling (the way i do when i don’t have anything else to look at or can’t be bothered to make eye contact)
like tapping my collarbone they way i hardly do anymore
like that dang arnold palmer up my nose today
easy (i guess)
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feelinglessfish:
Prisoners - Regina Spektor
my...
i have off all of next week. i want to go somewhere or have cool sleepovers and do some baking since i never find the time. really anything that doesn’t involve staying in bed all week…
ok seriously straight edge is fuckin dumb
youarenthardcore:
is stupid. You live once so why not like do something cool. i smoke weed all the time before a concert and everyband and my mosh even seems better. like fuck atleast try something it wont hurt you? drinking is cool after a show or like just hanging out and doing something stupid. i went to see acacia strain drunk once and like i could barley mosh and it wasnt to fun you know?...
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my dad’s advice to a friend on how to talk to a lady he sees at the supermarket:
“just trip her and then when she falls apologize and ask if you can make it up to her.”
quinnadikes asked: 3 lmao
Do it. hard. www.kristinjung.tumblr.com/ask
1. Have you ever had intercourse?
2. Oral sex?
3. Licked an ass?
4. Had your ass licked?
5. Stuck your tongue in their ass?
6. Swallowed cum?
7. Practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. Had anal sex?
9. Had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt?
11. Had sex with someone of the same sex?
12. Did a threesome?
13. Did a foursome?
14. Been in an orgy?
15. Been in a gangbang?
16. Had sex in public?
17. Snowballed?
18. Had your toes licked or sucked?
19. Licked or sucked someones toes?
20. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day?
21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week?
22. Had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. Reached on orgasm?
24. Watched porn?
25. Bought a dirty magazine?
26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net?
27. Let someone video tape you having sex?
28. Had sex without protection?
29. Had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers?
31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone?
32. Had sex with a friend’s significant other?
33. Ever did one of your significant other’s friends or relative?
34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other?
35. Made someone pass out from sex?
36. Tasted your own cum?
37. Masturbated?
38. Let someone watch you?
39. Ever showed you naked on cam?
40. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period?
41. Been ate or eaten someone?
42. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. Had sex in a vehicle?
44. Been caught having sex?
45. Paid for sex?
46. Used toys during sex?
47. Used food?
48. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. Ever been dominated in bed?
50. Ever had a wet dream?
51. Like to have your ass slapped during sex?
52. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
53. Had sex with someone who you didn’t know their name?
cactus-crown:
kristinjung:
cactus-crown:
KRISTIN, LET’S TOUCH BUTTS AND SMOOCH :-*
YES PLEASE as soon as i’m better i’ll give you all da kissez :*) <3 sleepova SOON
yes plz we’ll eat until we die and spooon w/ Ruby
mmf yes that sounds like the best plan ever we can snuggle under lots of blankets, gurlz only.
cactus-crown:
KRISTIN, LET’S TOUCH BUTTS AND SMOOCH :-*
YES PLEASE as soon as i’m better i’ll give you all da kissez :*) <3 sleepova SOON
clandemens:
tomwerring:
I think I have an anxiety problem
my life.
cactus-crown replied to your post: i still haven’t been to long island veg and i…
let’s go on a field trip!
yes!!
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i still haven’t been to long island veg and i really want to go.
clandemens:
buryitinhope:
tomwerring:
Joyce Manor April 20th, Knitting Factory…?
with andrew jackson jihad!!! :) :)
zomgz joice manner is playing NYC on four twenty guyz! smoke weed erryday
wee joe let’s get mAd high~ before this!!!~
(nah but this is cool i’m stoked for ajj)
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Cant even have good sex dreams anymore cause my dream-self always tells the person im tryna bang that i have a boyfriend SHEESH
kali-yugaaa:
vegan banana vegan water vegan apple vegan carrots vegan fork
babanees:
It Always Rains On A Picnic - Modest...
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rickytenderly:
Descendents - Silly Girl
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the worst part of today is that there is no coffee in the house.
getting sicker sheesh. gonna lay in bed all day and read the girl who kicked the hornet’s nest and eat and listen to a lot of blacklisted until it’s time to go to the doctor. i don’t get sick. this is some nonsense.
buryitinhope:
iamhades:
Last night was silly.
shit got rowwwdy.
rowdy is an understatement.
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Anonymous asked: id like to see you naked